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Dystopian TV SATIRE
Book 1: ‘What’s your problem?’ Trilogy
Welcome to the dystopian future of TV in 2084: ‘What’s your problem?’ Counselor versus Patient, competing to win, against each other.
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Katy is a former beauty queen, who has struggled with weight issues all her life and this new TV show, “What’s your Problem?” promises a solution to anyone’s problems. If she wins, she gets her dream aquarium bathtub. If she loses, the forfeit is designed for maximum personal humiliation.
Enter Captain Stanislav Boglosovic from stage-left, a thin elderly former ‘translator’ wanted for war crimes, struggling in retirement in Brazil. If he wins, he gets his pension; If he loses, he calculates prison, but he’s never lost; whatever it takes to win, there are no limits.
But who will win? And is the prize worth the effort for one, and the forfeit for the other?
Let the tournament commence, and all our hopes and fears begin.
WARNING: This is strictly for Adults Only containing profanity, heterosexual and non-binary graphic themes and scenes.
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Tony is eighteen, with an attitude problem; he doesn’t like yours.
Tony likes drugs, who doesn’t. Listens to gangster rap, likewise. Everyone’s on the make; dog eat dog; survival of the fittest; act before you’re acted upon and ask questions later. There’s only one person who counts: Tony. And if you don’t like that, you’ve got a problem.
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If he wins the TV show, he wants a Ferrari, ‘to give my dad a lift’ and an ‘AM/FMd’; A Mobile/ For My Dad, ‘so my dad can call me whenever he wants’.
Odin likes to re-enact his fantasies with dolls. He is very excited about being Tony’s counsellor because he is such a ‘beautiful sexy boy’. If he wins, he wants some pills to take Tony on a ‘special’ date.
But who will win? And is the prize worth the effort for one, and the forfeit for the other?
Mathew is a washed-up Jesus-looking young alcoholic schoolteacher and Sister Xavier thinks of herself as his Sister Savior. The only way to redemption, of course, is to confess, and that is what she is here to hear from him, tonight. Publicly, of course.
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The only problem is Sister Xavier has problems of her own, in addition to being expelled from the Church for ‘unmentionables’.
And she wants Mathew to act out his worst misdeeds in a psychodrama on stage, with a little help from his friends, including his best friend, alcohol.
There can be only one winner, will it be the Savior or the Sinner?
Find out in the final instalment of the “What’s Your Problem?” Trilogy.
‘WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM?’
A Dystopian TV SATIRE Trilogy
Includes Book 1: Katy’s Loss; Book 2: Tony’s Cross; Book 3: Matt’s Shadow
