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Dystopian TV SATIRE

What’s your problem? A Game of Truth

In the tradition of The Hunger Games and The Squid Games, welcome to the dystopian future of TV in 2084: Counselor versus Patient, competing to win, against each other.

Three contestants, three counsellors,
Forfeits /Prizes, what’s your problem?
We’ll make ’em sane, but who’s to blame
Wyp? presents conundrums …

 For the first time, all THREE books in ONE Volume:

 BOOK 1: Katy’s Loss BOOK 2: Tony’s Cross BOOK 3: Matt’s Shadow

 

Let’s meet our first contestant.

Katy is a former beauty queen, who has struggled with weight issues all her life and this new TV show, “What’s your Problem?” promises a solution to anyone’s problems.

What is Katy’s problem? If you want to read her letter applying to be on the show, her psychiatric assessment and her dream prize, click here.

If Katy wins, she gets her dream prize. If she loses, the forfeit is designed for maximum personal humiliation.

Enter Captain Stanislav Boglosovic from stage-left, a thin elderly former ‘translator’ wanted for war crimes, struggling in retirement in Brazil. If he wins, he gets his dream prize; if he loses, he suffers the forfeit, but he’s never lost; whatever it takes to win, there are no limits.

But who will win? And is the prize worth the effort for one, and the forfeit for the other?

Let the tournament commence, and all our hopes and fears begin.

But we said three contestants, three counsellors, who’s the second contestant?

 

Let’s meet our second contestant.

Tony O’Brien is eighteen, with an attitude problem; he doesn’t like yours.

Tony likes drugs, who doesn’t. Listens to gangster rap, likewise. Everyone’s on the make; dog eat dog; survival of the fittest; act before you’re acted upon and ask questions later. There’s only one person who counts: Tony. And if you don’t like that, you’ve got a problem. 

What is Tony’s problem? If you want to read his letter applying to be on the show, his psychiatric assessment and his dream prize, click here.

If Tony wins, he gets his dream prize. If he loses, the forfeit is designed for maximum personal humiliation.

Enter Richard Thornaby (aka Odin) from stage-right, a fat mentally-challenged paedophile. Odin likes to re-enact his fantasies with dolls. He is very excited about being Tony’s counsellor because he is such a ‘beautiful sexy boy’. If he wins, he gets his dream prize; if he loses, he faces the forfeit.

But who will win? And is the prize worth the effort for one, and the forfeit for the other?

Let the tournament commence, and all our hopes and fears begin.

But we said three contestants, three counsellors, who’s the last contestant?

Let’s meet our final contestant.

Matthew Meaks is a washed-up Jesus-looking young alcoholic schoolteacher and Sister Elizabeth Xavier thinks of herself as his Sister Saviour. The only way to redemption, of course, is to confess, and that is what she is here to hear from him, tonight. Publicly, of course.

The only problem is Sister Liz has problems of her own, in addition to being expelled from the Church for ‘unmentionables’.

And she wants Mathew to act out his worst misdeeds in a psychodrama on stage, with a little help from his friends, including his best friend, alcohol.

There can be only one winner, will it be the Saviour or the Sinner?

What is Matt’s problem? If you want to read his letter applying to be on the show, his psychiatric assessment and his dream prize, click here.

 If Matt or Sister Liz win, they get their dream prize. If one loses, the forfeit is designed for maximum personal humiliation.

But who will win? And is the prize worth the effort for one, and the forfeit for the other?

Let the tournament commence, and all our hopes and fears begin.

Find out in the final instalment of the “What’s Your Problem?” Trilogy.

WARNING: This is strictly for Adults Only containing profanity, heterosexual and non-binary graphic themes and scenes.

Includes: Book 1 Katy’s Loss; Book 2 Tony’s Cross; Book 3 Matts Shadow

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